1. Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente √ -- 2. City of Thieves by David Benioff -- 3. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz -- 4. Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell -- 5. Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie

thebluelip-blondie:

janemba:

hotcheetoprincess:

I just found out like a week ago you can trade your broken headphones and chargers at the apple store for new ones as long as they’re apple!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

nakedmallrat69:

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

And now, for The Best Children’s Book Ever

seaborg:

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

commanderholly:

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

Yes.

Anonymous sent : nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

sundaymornincomindown:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry